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Yarik
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:16 am     Reply with quote
Ok *Stretches arms*
Here is my reply.
(I'm a member of mASF)



Your girl dissed you. Disrespected you. You need to punish her.
How?
First, you got to make it clear that what she did was rude and that you are dissapointed in her. Don't be a wussy when you tell her this. But do not be an ass hole either. Be in the middle. Tell her with a stern voice something to the tune of "What you did at the party was disrespectfull. I am saddened by what you did. Being drunk, is not an excuse. For the actions you took there are consequences. If you don't complete what I ask you to do, I will just forget about you all together."

Say this in a none-caring-straight to the point way. Don't make it sound sheepish. And don't make it sound like you an asshole**VERY IMPORTANT**
People that are calm, are the ones in charge of the whole dynamic !



Now, if she continues her bitching and moaning. If she continues this disrespect, than you dump her and GFTOW (Go Fuck Ten Other Women). This will erase your pain of her. You got ONE-ITIS my friend. You are attached to one woman. How the fuck old are you?
If you think you love her, you don't. Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.

and... one more time...
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.
Anyone who disrespects you is not worthy of your attention and effort.


Now, that you have taken care of her. Take care of yourself.
Learn to be a man. Most cheating and outside relationships happen when a guy comes along that can satisfy her needs like YOU cannot.
Women want out of the mundane and the everyday. When a guy comes into her life who is exciting, interesting, dangerous, adventourous, mysterious, she will fall for him. She will start creating fantasy images of what he is like. She will fall so hard, that she will do anything he pleases, even sex.

People who drink, have their deepest emotions come to the surface. So if she couldn't control her actions, and you saw her lean on someone elses lap and kiss his hand, than she is missing something in her life that you ain't filling, and she is looking to the outside to fill that void.

Learn the style of a seductive personality. And you can have any girl you wish. Even make the girl you are with fall IN LOVE WITH YOU. I've done this multiple times. All it takes is practice and knowledge.

First however, I suggest you dump your current GF. And start sarging (going out and picking up chicks). Start experience life again. If you are crazy enough to post the smallest little thing that happened to your GF on a board where some anonymous guys can give you a reply, you are trapped by her. She's got you spell bound. This is stupid to fret over.

Get over yourself. Get over her. And go out and SARGE the fuck out of yourself. Be a man, not a wussy.

Start these actions right away:

BL(Body Language)

Laid back
Eyes half shut (Bedroom eyes)
Sleepy smile (Half smile)
Slow movements.
Don't gaze or look around with your eyes.
Eyes have to be fixed when walking.
Make eye contact
Don't stare at girls
If you see a girl, don't stare, or even look at her.
When sitting, LAY BACK AND SPREAD OUT
When standing, MAKE YOURSELF SPREAD OUT


Remeber the 3seconds rule:

See a girl, Count to 3 and walk up to her.
Don't think of anything, just walk up to her.

No picking up lines ever.
Stupid pick up lines are a sign of insecurity.
Just say "Hi" "How are you" "Where you from" so on.
Be social, talk to EVERYONE. Don't be a shy guy.
Don't show off. Showing off brings out insecurity and inncensirity.
You are trying to overcompensate for something.

Don't talk about phylosophy, or politics, or any technical shit.
Don't talk about yourself. Find out about her. About where she is from, about her childhood. What she likes.

Be funny and cocky.
Be humorous. Bust on her balls a little (A LITTLE IF SHE IS UGLY, a LITTLE MORE IF SHE IS HOT)
Use negs on SHB (Super HOT BABES) during conversation only if she is being a bitch and doesn't respond to your comments questions or is not opening up to you/.

Negs:
"Is you hair real *Grab the hair* Still looks good *smile and let go of hair*"
"Are you nails real? Still look good"
"Are those heels 12 inches? What are you like 3 feet tall?" *Laugh* "I'm joking"
"Eww *when talking to her * you just spit on me.*smile*"
"Aww how cute, your nose wiggled. Oohh, there it goes again *Smile*"


Dress better. Check out the guys that dress cool and follow their style.
Dressing like a geek will get you NOWHERE.

Work on your inner game. (Your thoughts and ideas)
Make sure to start believing in yourself. This is really important. People that are uncofident and shy and insecure, and try to follow everything I said above WILL GET NOWHERE.

Make sure to do KINO.
Kinastethics.(Sp)
Which means touching. Do a lot of touching. When you start talking to person, touch his shoulder, arm, (lef if sitting). BUT DON'T LOOK WHERE YOU ARE TOUCHING. As you are increasing your conversation and taking more time escalate the amount of touching you do.

At one point I went from simple shoulder touches to having her sit in my lap.
Another time I went up to a girl with Low Eyes, sleepy smile, grabbed her by the waist in the most confident manner that I could and looked her straight into the eye and took her to the floor dancing without saying a single word. Cool huh


Twisted Evil


To kiss
Once you have a lot of kino established and your sitting next to her, you can mention something like "How good of a kisser are you on a scale of 1-10?" (Make something funny up). IF she says you can't kiss me you can reply in a cocky funny manner "Whoah, hold on a bit, I'aint going that fast. lol"
If she gives you a number or anything else say "lets find out " and go in without hesitation.

Once I was sarging a chick and I said "Take out your tounge" and she did, so I leaned in to suck on it. And a full make out started.

If you are still having trouble. Start smelling her hair from the shoulders and say "Mm, something smells good" and SLOWLY and GENTLY start going up her neck in a seductive fashion. Slowly up her chin and straight unto her mouth (This technique seems to melt them reaaaaaal fast).

If you want to have sex, go SLOW. Slowly progressing is key. Some guys push it too fast on first dates or meet ups and girls start overthinking. Go slowly.

Graze her crotch, dry hump for a long time (30 minutes. Slowly start taking off shirt-pant-underwear. If she is resistant, than she has doubts about you. Prove yourself, go slower, make her more wet by grazing her area. ABut not making her feel too good. Don't pleasure her.
Start making your way with your hand from her knee to inside her thighs. ANd as you come close to the area, move your hand else where. DON'T TOUCH IT.

Keep doing this,, rub and lick area AROUND her P*ssy.
Go slowly, BUILD HER UP as much as you can. She will at one point nearly rape fuck you.

Once I had something where nothing was working, so I just said "Ok, fine" in the most nuetral tone possible, and got up to feed the cat (still in the nude) she nearly jumped at me trying to fuck me. Buahahah Twisted Evil

I hope this helps.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:34 am     Reply with quote
No way... please tell me that you just copy/pasted that from google.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:47 am     Reply with quote
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT, you're into that lame "pickup artist" bullshit.

Wow.

And you're calling us nerds?

LMAO

You need a script to talk to girls.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:53 am     Reply with quote
editing for civility
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:36 pm     Reply with quote
I didn't even bother to read all of that as I'm affraid it will probably turn me into something horrible instantly.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:46 pm     Reply with quote
...It's amazing how this thread became like a page out of kamasutra...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:08 pm     Reply with quote
Finally I know what to do! Very Happy

hilarious!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:08 pm     Reply with quote
Wow, us guys who are happily married to our soulmates sure can't compete with such a hound dog. I sure miss the days of having to constantly think about how to attract women, instead of enjoying life with a woman who loves me for who I am. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 pm     Reply with quote
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To kiss
Once you have a lot of kino established and your sitting next to her, you can mention something like "How good of a kisser are you on a scale of 1-10?" (Make something funny up). IF she says you can't kiss me you can reply in a cocky funny manner "Whoah, hold on a bit, I'aint going that fast. lol"
If she gives you a number or anything else say "lets find out " and go in without hesitation.

Once I was sarging a chick and I said "Take out your tounge" and she did, so I leaned in to suck on it. And a full make out started.

If you are still having trouble. Start smelling her hair from the shoulders and say "Mm, something smells good" and SLOWLY and GENTLY start going up her neck in a seductive fashion. Slowly up her chin and straight unto her mouth (This technique seems to melt them reaaaaaal fast).

If you want to have sex, go SLOW. Slowly progressing is key. Some guys push it too fast on first dates or meet ups and girls start overthinking. Go slowly.

Graze her crotch, dry hump for a long time (30 minutes. Slowly start taking off shirt-pant-underwear. If she is resistant, than she has doubts about you. Prove yourself, go slower, make her more wet by grazing her area. ABut not making her feel too good. Don't pleasure her.
Start making your way with your hand from her knee to inside her thighs. ANd as you come close to the area, move your hand else where. DON'T TOUCH IT.

Keep doing this,, rub and lick area AROUND her P*ssy.
Go slowly, BUILD HER UP as much as you can. She will at one point nearly rape fuck you.

Once I had something where nothing was working, so I just said "Ok, fine" in the most nuetral tone possible, and got up to feed the cat (still in the nude) she nearly jumped at me trying to fuck me. Buahahah

I hope this helps.


Wow, incredibly erotic. I lick your nipple slowly, much pleasure you.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:14 pm     Reply with quote
Dr. Bang wrote:

Wow, incredibly erotic. I lick your nipple slowly, much pleasure you.


hahahahahaha, im going to go rack up some stds now
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:18 am     Reply with quote
tt dude you think you can tell people off for their advice while writing dung like this, like giving tips how to lick around girl's pussy WTF is that? I mean, you're having this little moan because someone "posted his all litlle girl troubles to an art forum" and at the same time YOU think you can just post junk like this.. to an art forum! Most of your post doesn't even give advice to the situation the original thread was about..

You seriously need to read what you wrote:

"Don't show off. Showing off brings out insecurity and"
"(I'm a member of mASF) "
"Even make the girl you are with fall IN LOVE WITH YOU. I've done this multiple times"


what are you doing if not trying to show off and put other's down by thinking you're some kind of magical dating doctor whose advice will cure all your dating problems, obesity and cancer?

I think Lunatique nailed it pretty well, I'd rather be with my soulmate than pick up girls and have sex.. to each their own I guess.

by the way, you go badly wrong if you think you can create love by manipulating others. You might have created strong interest or obsession at best but love.... you know nothing of love, sorry Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:51 am     Reply with quote
Sumaleth:
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Okay, time to lock this overly sentimental love fest.

Summary: don't use other people's girlfriends as a component of your own. Artists don't like that.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:06 am     Reply with quote
Mikko K wrote:
Sumaleth:
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Okay, time to lock this overly sentimental love fest.

Summary: don't use other people's girlfriends as a component of your own. Artists don't like that.


LMAO
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:42 am     Reply with quote
LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:26 am     Reply with quote
Oh what a bunch of player haters we are.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:38 am     Reply with quote
yeah we jus jealous!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:09 am     Reply with quote
@Lunatique:
3 years ago, my heart was broken. Badly. Not once, but twice. Think I would have learned the lesson huh? I was ready, I was in love. I wanted to get married. But that time didn't come. They just left. They weren't interested, neither in marriage nor in me. From that point, I took a hard look at myself. And I realised that I wasn't mature enough to start a family or even a long term relationship. I couldn't bare the thought at the moment, of staying with one girl for so long.

I still feel like I need a wife. But not right now a wife can wait, maybe in 5-10 years. I'm much too young to settle down. In that sense, Lunatique, I envy you. But for now, I guess I will just have a little fun. Wink

@ Everyone Else:
You guys are either really jealous, or insecure. Which ever it is I don't care.
I'm proud of what I do. I don't flaunt it to people I know in real life. But I enjoy every waking moment of it. I love it. The seduction process is a thrill to me. A rush of excitement. The simple idea that a guy with below average looks(like me), can get with a good looking women or even hotter looking chicks makes my adrenaline spike.

I mean, some of your replies are just funny. And I had a good laugh, but some people need to keep their opinion to themselves. Not that I can't take criticism. I just can't take people writing replies who have no idea what I do or how I work things out.

But that is just my opinion. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:39 am     Reply with quote
Yarik - I think most single guys have their own styles of mating dance--some things work for some guys, but if another guy with a totally different look or sensibility tried the same stuff, it'll just feel wrong. I know guys who are the dark, brooding type, and boy do chicks go crazy for them. But I also know guys who are total wacky comedians, and girls love them too. Then there's the macho jock type, and we all know about those. Anyway, I'm just saying, you simply have to find someone who's into YOU.

When I was single, I had my own little mating dance too, but since I'be gotten married, I realized all it ever did was get you some fun--real love don't come from these stupid little mating dances we do. The real deal comes from finding someone who shares your view about life, your values, your morals, believes in you and your dreams, and will support you 110% with all of her heart, and your negative personality traits, while might be annoying to others, are totally lost on her--she simply isn't bothered by them. And if you feel the same way about her, then you know you've got the real deal.

I could understand your perspective. You are still young and just want to have fun. You'll know when the time comes.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:59 am     Reply with quote
Yarik wrote:

@ Everyone Else:
You guys are either really jealous, or insecure.


You recited, verbatim, tips from a pick-up manual. How many PDFs and books on tape do you have on the topic?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:38 am     Reply with quote
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You know what? I love all you guys. And I can't stand to try and prove all this to you guys. There is no need for me to do this. I want to keep it cool. Razz

(To Ballistic below. I never said the material is mine. I just said I didn't copy it verbatim... but enough of this shit. Please. I don't want to draw sides)


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:04 am     Reply with quote
Yarik wrote:
balistic wrote:

You recited, verbatim, tips from a pick-up manual.


Incorrect.


The hell it is. "Negs" "SHB" "BL" . . . all of that is standard pick-up manual terminology. I know because I've read it and laughed at it before.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:44 am     Reply with quote
Come on you guys!!!! Like... I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! *teardrop* ;_______^ *HUUUUUG!!!1*
ttyl.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:29 pm     Reply with quote
MANLOVE YEAH!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:34 pm     Reply with quote
Yarik: fair enough. I'm not going to like, hate on your art just because I disagree with you about something like this.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:49 pm     Reply with quote
*has been greatly amused by this thread* Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:58 pm     Reply with quote
I think this one's been cathartic for the lot of us.

P.S. ElfGirlKimmy, your name is soooo cool!

Can we get married?! Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:20 pm     Reply with quote
OMG ElfGirlKimmy!!! a/s/l?
I'm gonna lick around... ehh, just like Yarik taught me!!! You gonna love it, come on come on come on!!! Very Happy
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haha, man the internet strikes again.
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we need an update from Andromeda[*]!!
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