[FatPenguin]

...well as long as you have a computer!

[faustgfx]

definitely a maybe possibility. as wrong as that looks.

[PlantMan]

I haven't left my flat for over 3 months
since the council erected an iron door.
An easy mistake for the council to make
but the grills on the window are an eyesore.
I shouted out the window
I shouted out the door
I tried to tunnel through the kitchen floor
I pushed lighted paper through the letter box
But nobody saw cause of the iron door.

Trapped in my flat,
only my memories for company
Trapped on my flaaaattt!
Hopeing someone will come and rescue me!

I phoned up the council: there was no reply
clearly the staff there presumed I'd die
An easy mistake for the council to make
there was nothing they could do but apologise
Theres nothing i can do and thats a simple fact
but to sit here and wait untill they demolsih these flats
Till then I'll sit down in the attic space
Trying to attract attention from passing planes.

R+M

[PlantMan]

Its a sad fact of life that people do get trapped in their flats don't they, silly billys, but why not rejoice in the fact as we did.

Heres some advice:
If you do get trapped in your flat:
Try not to get trapped in your flat.