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kurisu
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 12:36 am     Reply with quote
A Sijun Fellowship Production™

------------- presents -------------

..."THE ADVENTURES OF BUM"...

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Starring:

  • BUM - A hero in the making!
  • Gang X - You will never find a more ruthless band of scum and villainy...
  • Smokey the Bear - Well, his *head* anyway
  • Evil RNMF Stormtroopers - Not like those sissy imperial guys...
  • Santa Claus - St. Nick like you've never seen him before!


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Welcome! The following is a collaborative effort between various forum frequenters. 'Tis a story about a homeless aspiring artist who stumbles on something wonderful complete with an adventure!

Any feedback? Opinions? Please feel free to post your thoughts! We had fun making this, and your money - I mean - to know what you think would be much appreciated

Thanks,
The Sijun Fellowship


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 12:37 am     Reply with quote
Once upon a time,
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 5:24 am     Reply with quote
there was a very unexperienced digital artist named
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 5:34 am     Reply with quote
There lived a BUM at Skidrow. He drank vodka and ate bread.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 6:40 am     Reply with quote
Until he found something, something he had never seen before...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 7:19 am     Reply with quote
...something magical and strange looking...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 8:30 am     Reply with quote
It was a computer with drawing tablet he found in trash can of some digital artist named Dhabih Eng. Bum was very happy and wanted to figure out what that thing was...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 11:05 am     Reply with quote
So, the inexperienced artistBUM thought about it...




...


And kept thinking about it...




...


Until he came up with what he thought was a really good idea...




...


And so he ate it!



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 1:18 pm     Reply with quote
lol
...after he ate the mighty wacom he suddenly got diarrhoe so he decided to...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 2:21 pm     Reply with quote
... search through the rest of the garbage cans and find more!

As he roamed the streets of Skidrow, it accured to him that it is going to be harder than he thought and moments later, he ran into a gang, driking vodka and laughing with bread crums falling out of their mouths...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 2:26 pm     Reply with quote
Bum's face turned blue because he got very scared. The gang moved closer to him and after laughing and throwing empty bottles at him they asked:


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(ps: welcome shadow, and i kis kurisu)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 2:32 pm     Reply with quote
"Got milk?!"



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 3:12 pm     Reply with quote


Bum obviously didnt have any milk, so he rushed to the nearest dumpster and found (OH LUCK!) a 12 gauge shotgun!

He came back to the drunken gang and said with a smile of his face:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 3:19 pm     Reply with quote
"Thanks for waiting for me, guys, now, where were we...?"

Suddenly, one of the gang members made a high-pitched squeel. "YEEOW! I've..."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 4:32 pm     Reply with quote
I'VE SWOLLEN THE BOTTLE CAP!!! Help! Help! He yelled... With no hesitation, the bum cocked his shotgun and shot a hole right through his stomach, he walked up to the dead body and searched through his stomach "Heh Heh Heh, I found it!"... The look on the gang's faces were filled with shock...




[ Sorry for the cruppy picture but i don't have a l337 tablet like all of u bums! hehe but its the thought that counts, right? eek ]

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2000 9:56 pm     Reply with quote
"You IDIOT!" grunted the gang leader, Jozeppi Jaspertonellafina, known to most as Jozeppi Jaspertonellafina II, as he kicked the bloody, quivering mess of flesh that was once like a kid brother to him. "You *stole* that from my bottlecap collection!" A few of the gang members around him groaned, sighed or whispered curses towards the trust-breaking thief. Jozeppi faced the smiling BUM. "You're pretty quick at running away with nothing and coming back with a shotgun. Need a job?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 1:25 am     Reply with quote
"yeah, actually, I do...I've always wanted to be a gigolo...know of any jobs where I can shake my booty and makes some mad cash?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 1:35 am     Reply with quote
"Actually," scoffs Jozeppi, "we own and operate our own website that deals with adult entertainment." BUM's spirit brightens, "but you have to be 18 to enter." Jozeppi leans in close and with a chilling stare asks "Are you 18?" BUM pauses for a moment, and the gang members make a mad rush for their switchblades, uzi's and plastic spoons.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 8:11 am     Reply with quote
Man... I was laying around here for so long i lost track of time, where are those sundials that used to be all over the place man? WHERE AM I!?!?!

...



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 8:17 am     Reply with quote
mmmm.... Where did they go?

I can't see any new postings, do you?

I am looking, but no one is posting...
Come on people...

POST!, POST!, POST!, POST!, POST!, POST!, POST!, POST!...



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 9:57 pm     Reply with quote
suddenly Bum brightened up and said "hey baby, you and me aint nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 10:48 pm     Reply with quote


BUM felt relaxed, his eyes rolled back with pleasure. Never one to monkey around, he hoped there weren't commercial breaks anytime soon. Then, without warning there was a...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 11:25 pm     Reply with quote
Loud fart from one of the gang members, every one turned and stared at him. The bum, being the nosy fellow he is, took a whiff and blew the ass right off teh gang member who had eloquently broken wind. The gang leader turned back to the bum and said...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2000 11:32 pm     Reply with quote

RUN!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!, RUN!...

The BUM, being overly pressures sensitive as a result of digesting the full size tablet, looked at the gang leader and comely said...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 12:35 am     Reply with quote
*audience laughs uproariously!*

"And now back to our regular program..."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 4:26 am     Reply with quote
"Will someone light a match or something?" the leader took out his $450 matches out of his pockets, which were imported from Africa, Russia, Europe and of course Bum Land, he pushed the box open, pulled out a match... "TAKE COVER!!!" suddenly a voice came out of no were as the leader striked the match against the rough board and...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 5:06 pm     Reply with quote
Suddenly, the artistBUM's long, boring life just flew in front of his eyes... He screamed from the top of his loungs, pulled out his mighty gun and blew smokey's head, head off!! As the BUM tried to catch his breath, he felt that an evil force has come over him while he had committed such a horrible sin -- Killing such a friendly character.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 5:39 pm     Reply with quote
Being completely surprised by the BUM’s actions, the furious gang leader looks at the BUM and his smoking gun, and says...

WHY?, WHY?, WHY?, WHY?, WHY?, WHY?, WHY?, WHY?...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 5:49 pm     Reply with quote
"What is this crap you're watching Lenny?!" yells his angry grandmother.



"You should be playing outside where it's warm! Not sitting around watching TV and playing videogames all day..."

"When I was your age..."

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2000 6:06 pm     Reply with quote
... I used to run outside in the fresh air every day, without a thought in the world... But you! YOU! you are not only getting fatter by the minute but you are ruining your artificial eye!!!

GET OFF OF THE TV!!!

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